Head cannon that the ‘other one’ (the suspected third Holmes brother that Mycroft refers to) is young Artemis, who started out as a child criminal mastermind but went insane and started raving about fairies and elves and trolls. Mycroft locked him away in a facility and wiped his history, keeping it a secret from the rest of the world.
Sherlock always believed Artemis’ stories and never forgave Mycroft.
I knew there was a reason I wanted to read the Artemis Fowl books again…
How to tell the difference between Artemis Fowl fans and Percy Jackson fans: say some shit about Artemis and see if they use feminine or masculine pronouns
“I am not exuding anything,” said Holly through gritted teeth.
Orion tapped her shoulder. “I beg to differ. You’re exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It’s pastel blue with little dolphins.”
“‘I don’t care about what excuse you have in mind. You should at least check on him more often.”
Fowlock AU: After hearing that his cousin is now in the hospital due to an overdose of drugs, Artemis Fowl the Second arrives in London to scold Mycroft Holmes on his inability to keep Sherlock in check.
Holly Short: *performs Ritual*
Artemis Fowl: *kidnaps*
Holly Short: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Final one is post-TLG. Bffs are good for reminding you who you are.
/quietly weeps forever about that stupid, gold coin, my favorite
Theres nothing that makes me happier
|Holly:||Get back human, you don't know what you're dealing with.|
|Artemis:||I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now|
I’m following everyone who reads Artemis Fowl. Please reblog if you do.
Artemis Fowl: *child genius who constantly saves the world with advanced fairy companions and awesome gadgets*
Katniss Everdeen: *starts a revolution and over throws the government*
Percy Jackson: *saves the world with his awesome godlike powers*
Harry Potter: *saves the world with his wizard powers*
Luke Skywalker: *restores peace to the galaxy with Jedi powers*
Finn the Human: *has adventures with magical talking dog in post apocalyptic magical world*
Me: *sometimes misses my mouth when I eat*
artemis fowl: the emoji incident (inspired by all the others floating around)